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I am perfectly well-adjusted.
Jun. 20th, 2010 10:39 pm1. Whenever someone says, 'you're just looking for things to be offended by,' the strawman argument makes me vomit a mouthful of corrosive, rage-energized blood.
Please don't make me vomit corrosive, rage-energized blood. It's ruining my shirts.
2. Whenever someone says, 'if you're unhappy with your life, then change it! It's as simple as that!' I have a terrible desire to break both their arms. Then I want to stand over their prone body, and shout, 'ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH YOUR BROKEN ARMS? THEN CHANGE THEM! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT! :D :D :D :D'
I'm not actually an angry person, but. Uh.
Please don't make me vomit corrosive, rage-energized blood. It's ruining my shirts.
2. Whenever someone says, 'if you're unhappy with your life, then change it! It's as simple as that!' I have a terrible desire to break both their arms. Then I want to stand over their prone body, and shout, 'ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH YOUR BROKEN ARMS? THEN CHANGE THEM! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT! :D :D :D :D'
I'm not actually an angry person, but. Uh.
